My Blueberry Butt

I was contacted by a very cheery chappy recently who advised me that I should warn people about the content of my posts.  I felt like saying to him, why the fuck do you want to read something that offends you?  Not only do you choose to read something that offends you, you then take…

Happy Birthday Tiney

Milestones are a funny thing. They can mark great achievements, the coming of age, the passing of time, a promotion, a union or simply a reason to drink one too many bottles.   They are generally a time of celebration.   They however become a completely different thing when you have lost someone.  They become something you…