Green Fennel Salad

I hate the kids using my laptop and I avoid allowing them to use it unless it is completely necessary.  It is the one thing in the house that up until now has been truly mine and I actually really resent them having any time on it.   I also don’t think kids of 8 should…

Orange Splice Smoothie

We have an appointment next week to submit Archie and Rissie’s passport applications.  There has been a little confusion with the whole passport issue as they could not get their head around what they are for.  Because we had plane tickets Archie was under the impression that we did not need to do anything else…

I hate poo

I hate poo.  I really fucking hate it.   It used to shit me to tears when those Stepford mothers would smile and say, “Oh you don’t mind at all when it is your own child.”  Are you shitting me?  When Archie or Rissie first did that black tar creation after they had been home for a…

Fennel & Cabbage Slaw

I don’t do the kids homework with them.  I mean, I am there to help if they have questions, get frustrated or can’t do something, but I don’t sit down with them and do it with them (or for them).   It seems to avoid frustration for both parties and the kids prefer it as well. …